Live-Tweeting the Golden Globes 2011

Posted by on Jan 17, 2011 in film, television | 3 comments

At least twice a year, when the Golden Globes and Oscars come around, a bunch of us — mostly academics (media professors and grad students) but also some fans, journalists, and other cool people you should be following on The Twitter — set aside our evenings to live-tweet these (silly) televised spectacles. That’s right; we shun our lecture preparations, grading, and student emails as well as much of what we teach our students about why they shouldn’t objectify women and men (OMG, Colin Firth! January Jones!), and then we dive in with both feet. We criticize and berate, gush and swoon. But it’s okay; it’s just a couple of nights out of the year. We’ll climb back atop our pretentious pedestals in no time.

NOTE: Many of us live-tweeted the Globes and Oscars last year as well; if interested, read more in “Live-Tweeting the Oscars 2010: Virtual Affirmation, Valuable Community.” Finally, when you’re done here, please head over to News for TV Majors and check out “Golden TVeets.” More hilarity will ensue, I promise.

On the Pre-Show Foolishness

From what I could tell, some of us were gawking at E!’s “Live at the Red Carpet” with Ryan Seacrest and Giuliana Whateverhernameis while others were watching NBC’s “2011 Golden Globe Arrivals Special” with Carson Daly and (pilgrim-dressed) Alexa Chung. Either way, the snark surfaced in full force. Have a look:

January Jones bought her dress at Frederick's of Hollywood.
@annehelen
Anne Helen Petersen

Increasingly convinced that Kidman has become a Stepford Woman. Remember when her face moved in To Die For? #GoldenGlobes
@noelrk
Noel Kirkpatrick

Alexa Chung passing judgment on fashion. In her red, long-sleeved pilgrim dress. Hilarious. #GoldenGlobes
@cinefille
Joanna Arcieri

Justin Bieber looks like Hayley Mills in 'The Parent Trap.' #GoldenGlobes
@BobbyRiversTV
Bobby Rivers

Darren Aronofsky looks like he could be a porn director. A GREAT porn director. #glush #glush
@wcdixon
Will Dixon

Yes, we know you have boobs, Sofia. Modern Family won't let me forget. #GoldenGlobes #Indeed
@noelrk
Noel Kirkpatrick

Is that Anne Hathaway? I don't recognize her with her clothes on. #goldenglobes
@crsbecker
Chris Becker

Dame Helen Mirren. Ahem, DAMN Helen Mirren. #GoldenGlobes
@cinefille
Joanna Arcieri

Jake Gyllenhaal w/ facial hair! That's the hottest-looking beard since Katie Holmes. #GoldenGlobes
@BobbyRiversTV
Bobby Rivers

If computers can now beat people at Jeopardy, then surely they can replace these numnuts as red carpet interviewers
@aperren
alisa perren

Ah, that’s the stuff.

On Ricky Gervais’s Hosting Duties

So far, more buzz has surfaced over Golden Globes host, Ricky Gervais’s choice of jokes and means of delivery than the fashion, winners/losers, and speeches. Watch some of the “rudest” jokes on EW.com.

The article that sums up my feelings about Gervais’s hosting job may be found over at The AV Club, “Rich, famous people get feelings hurt by Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes.” Aww, poor things. Honestly, did those who hired the comedian NEVER seen any of his stand-up acts?

Furthermore, in “Master of Ceremonies, Not Master of Civility,” the NY Times reminds readers that the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, or those who dole out the awards, were once — and arguably still are — something of an open joke. Cases in point: The Tourist and Burlesque in the Best Comedy/Musical category? Johnny Depp for his performance in Alice in Wonderland? And no Breaking Bad in the Best Drama?! Seriously, sick Tuco on ‘em!

After the evening concluded, Gervais apparently told Deadline Hollywood, “For three hours every year, Hollywood is scared to death of me. It’s great.” Yeah, it is kinda great — for those live-tweeting anyway. Here are some of our reactions to his Golden Globes shtick:

In the dictionary, next to the word "balls" is a picture of Ricky Gervais. #GoldenGlobes
@BobbyRiversTV
Bobby Rivers
Whoa, I don't think we're at the Oscars, Toto. Go, Ricky, go. #GoldenGlobes
@jennyjonesie
jennyjonesie
XENU IS COMING FOR YOU, Ricky!
@annehelen
Anne Helen Petersen
The goal for a comedian hosting a national event should not be "make the audience laugh" it should be "see what you can get away with."
@danieltwalters
Daniel Walters
Ricky Gervais too harsh for the #GoldenGlobes Hollywood crowd. Next year's host will be NY film critic Armond White.
@BobbyRiversTV
Bobby Rivers
I'm presuming the HFPA signed your check before the awards, Gervais. #GoldenGlobes
@jennyjonesie
jennyjonesie
If NBC had any executives left, they would be freaking out right about now. #goldenglobes
@fymaxwell
Max Dawson

Where’d He Go??

During the last third of the program, several of us wondered what happened to Ricky Gervais. Sure, we know most awards shows don’t make much use of their hosts after the first half, but we sort of thought the poor Brit got tossed out after the jokes he made about Charlie Sheen, gay Scientologists (yes, that’s you, Tom Cruise and John Travolta), the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press (yikes!), and Bruce Willis (“Here he is, folks — Ashton Kutcher’s dad.”). Ha.

Scientologists got Ricky Gervais. #freericky
@kellyoxford
kelly oxford
I think Ricky Gervais is tied up backstage getting banged by a train of Scientologists. #glush
@wcdixon
Will Dixon
Nancy Grace is now determined to find the whereabouts of #GoldenGlobes host Ricky Gervais.
@BobbyRiversTV
Bobby Rivers

No worries. Ricky did return, only to close out the evening with one final zinger: “And thank you, God, for making me an atheist.”

On Presenters, Winners, Losers, and Speeches

There were so many excellent tweets from this portion of the evening it was hard to narrow the pool. So, I’m sorry if… Wait. Forget it; I’m not apologizing. Next time, just follow us on Twitter so you can read them as they’re happening!

Helen Mirren could talk about dog poo and make it seem classy. #GoldenGlobes
@cinefille
Joanna Arcieri
Brendan Fraser's reaction to Lea Michelle's losshttp://i43.tinypic.com/rcpiev.jpg
@kellyoxford
kelly oxford

Matt Damon forgot to shave his crustache.
@annehelen
Anne Helen Petersen

Christian Bale looks like he's about to multiply fish and loaves of bread at the dinner. Amen #GoldenGlobes
@BobbyRiversTV
Bobby Rivers
The way Christian Bale's arm is around his wife reads like she probably can't take a shit w/out his okay.
@SarahKSilverman
Sarah Silverman

If you predicted Tom Hanks would inherit Jimmy Stewart's weird facial puffiness before his gravitas, take the rest of the week off.
@ditzkoff
Dave Itzkoff

Gotta say, the men look far more plastic surgeried this year than the women. #goldenglobes #stallone #pacino #beatty
@aperren
alisa perren
@aperren It's almost as if there's a person trapped behind Stallone's face. Almost... #GoldenGlobes
@fymaxwell
Max Dawson

Portman's dress would be better without that flower, & her speech would be better w/o jokes about sleeping w/ your baby daddy. #GoldenGlobes
@jennyjonesie
jennyjonesie

Matthew Morrison: Still apparently heterosexual.
@annehelen
Anne Helen Petersen

I love the fact that True Grit is at least a head taller than Bieber. #GoldenGlobes
@fymaxwell
Max Dawson

I have no idea who any of these under-25 actors are and they all look the same to me #goldenglobes #imsosoveryold

By starring in the next X-Men film, Kevin Bacon ensures he will be 6 degrees from the universe for infinity
@aperren
alisa perren

Jane Fonda, kids. That was Jane Fonda. Shut up and do your homework by watching 'Klute.' #GoldenGlobes
@BobbyRiversTV
Bobby Rivers

Anyone who uses the words PRECARIOUS and LONGEVITY and the phrase "robust triangle of man-love" is for me. #ColinFirth #GoldenGlobes
@KelliMarshall
Kelli Marshall

That’s right, people: I’m giving myself one tweet. Ahhhh, Colin. =)

Just Tilda Swinton

Well, at least she (along with Helena Bonham Carter) won one award of the evening: worst dressed.

Tilda Swinton looks like a q-tip
@filmcave
Johnny Splash
On seeing Tilda Swinton my daughter said "that's a woman?" #GoldenGlobes
@fadedreq
Matt Harris
Tilda Swinton and Geoffrey Rush are the only ones who showed up to a costume party. #GoldenGlobes
@cinefille
Joanna Arcieri

Until The Oscars…

Alright, gang, that’s all I can handle. If I make one more screenshot, upload one more red-carpet photo, or embed one more tweet, Unmuzzled Thoughts is going to explode. So until the evening of February 27, when we’ll collectively bash The 83rd Annual Academy Awards…

Is the award season over yet? Wait a minute! We've got another month and a half of this?! #goldenglobes
@stevensantos
Steven Santos
This is the most I have watched NBC since, well, last year's #GoldenGlobes
@cinefille
Joanna Arcieri

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3 Comments

  1. Great round-up! The HFPS folks liked how Ricky Gervais did his job last year so much, they invited him back. Publicity! Everyone's talking about their show! Rude host delivers the goods again!
    I watched Downton Abbey, but caught up on the show via Twitter, Tumblr (the goldmine of gifs!) and my fashion blog pages. Speaking of which, The Fug Girls just yell SWINTON! every time she appears. It doesn't matter what she wears, she just IS. She and Helena Bonham Carter at least can be counted on not to be boring.

  2. It has become an unspoken (unwritten?) law in British comedy circles that given the opportunity to host an awards show you attempt to upstage the entire event and all the nominees and winners with your own material at the expense of the organisation/awards committee (i.e the hand that feeds you!).
    Remember Russell Brand a couple of years ago? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/2704186

    And this from only a few weeks back – fans of Patrick Stewart look away now! (James Cordon is very 'big' on TV here) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIBUWqSTp90

    It all started (for Brit comics at any rate) in my time when Julian Clary (a famously 'out' gay comic who had an act based on fetish club wear and gay cultural referencing and innuendo called the Joan Collins fan Club) made this remark at the British Comedy Awards about the then Chancellor of the Exchequer Norman Lamont. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-NmMWJ69Xk

    It went out live at about 8.30pm. Ever since then they have not risked braodcast without a delay. That was 1993. The bar was set quite high back then before Ricky Gervais was famous, but he was working behind the scenes on radio and has aspired to be that notorious ever since. Last year Russell Brand was kicked off the BBC for making prank phone calls on air to a famous actor about sleeping with his grand-daughter. They keep trying to out-do each other.

    • Thanks for the explanation! Just sent it out on The Twitter. =)

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