Let’s face it: I’m old. On weeknights and weekends, I’m usually in bed by 10:00 PM (EST), which means I must record and watch later The Killing, The Good Wife, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Late Night with David Letterman, and Parenthood. This also means I don’t check in with my social networks — from which I receive 90% of my national, world, and Hollywood news — until roughly 6:30 the next morning. (If I were on Twitter, I’d likely include the hashtag #firstworldproblems here.)
For the most part, my early-to-bed ritual doesn’t affect things very much. Sure, perhaps I’ll miss some snark about Glee and Justified or some serious commentary on HBO’s obsession with boobies but nothing too earth-shattering. However, that was not the case this morning when I logged in to the ole Twitter account. Please keep in mind that Sundays from 10:00 PM to 6:30 AM are normally the slowest tweeting time of the week. For example, after one refresh, I normally have a mere 125 tweets to sift through (yes, that’s slow.) But this morning, Twitter refreshed. And refreshed. And refreshed. And then refreshed some more. To quote one of my colleagues, over the course of eight hours “Twitter ‘sploded.”
Because I’m anal like that, I started at the beginning of the feed. Apparently the news organizations received word that President Obama was scheduled to speak. But then, they had to wait, stall, filling the air space with (their normal) ridiculous speculations. It seems that most of my followers had reluctantly tuned in to Wolf Blitzer on CNN:

Okay, I have now turned on my television for the first time since the Oscars. Please don’t make me listed to Wolf Blitzer for long.
Oh good grief. Shut up, Blitzer. Can I get Christiane Amanpour in the house?
Everyone will remember where they were when they heard Wolf Blitzer soothing the nation with his hysterical bloviation.
I hope the president comes on soon, just so Wolf Blitzer shuts up. Then, after what evidently seemed like forever for those watching, Obama made the announcement:
Tonight I can report to the American people and the world that the United States has conducted an operation that killed Osama bin Laden. [...] After a fire fight, they killed Osama bin Laden and took custody of his body. No Americans were harmed. They took care to avoid civilian casualties. [...] Tonight, let us think back to the sense of unity that prevailed on 9/11. I know that it has, at times, frayed. Yet today’s achievement is a testament to the greatness of our country and the determination of the American people. [...] Justice has been done.
My Twitter feed was not quite as eloquent as all that, but I got the point (and had a chuckle or two in the process):
Obama to America: “Here’s my birth certificate… AND BIN LADEN’S FUCKING CORPSE! HAPPY NOW??”
I wonder how bummed Osama was when he got to hell and realized there were no virgins?
First Donald Trump and now Osama Bin Laden? If I were on Obama’s shit list I’d be pretty fucking worried this week.
I’m pretty sure Charlie Sheen had something to do with this. #OBL #Winning
My wife: “I bet it was Bauer.”
Can you believe Obama had the birth certificate presser and the dinner standup last night, knowing all of this? Incredible.
The President of The United States is The Commander of Chief.
“In conclusion, Mr Trump, your 15 minutes are up. My name is Barack Obama and I AM the President. “ 
After reading Fienberg’s revision of President Andrew Shepard’s speech from The American President (directly above), I continued to scroll through my feed to find tweets from God, Jesus, Bin Laden’s Ghost, and Bin Laden in Hell:
And I looked and I saw that he was dead; and it was good.
Sorry, you’re at the wrong gate, Osama.
Well this sucks…I accidentally enabled location on my tweets.
That’s right, folks. Within minutes of learning that Osama Bin Laden was dead, someone created an @OsamaInHell Twitter account. Sigh. After shaking my head, I continued to scroll upward to find more funny and potentially disrespectful tweets on the matter:
So… Can I take my hair gel onto airplanes yet?
Good to see #becauseofmyex still holding strong as the top trending topic.
I love that Twitter is treating the announcement of Bin Laden’s capture/death the same way it treats a Glee extended episode.
They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life.
Seriously–not a joke. My neighbors are clearly having crazed, loud Bin-Laden-is-dead sex. SERIOUSLY.
Best/Worst part: #SNL will have a whole week to find a way to drop the ball on this sketch.
So, what do we do with Bin Laden’s body now? New puppet for Jeff Dunham?
please let the soldier who killed Bin Laden turn out to be gay, please please please
Trump demanding to see Bin Laden death certificate. #binladen
Moreover, as these images and the tweets below depict, cheers rang out near the White House, in the streets of New York, and other places in the US and around the world. Conversely, others were more introspective and arguably downright conflicted about Bin Laden’s death.


A moment of silence for all who died on 9/11.
Let’s have a thought for the servicemen and women and their families who have been asked everything, for 10 yrs, @ the end of this one story
Military expert on MSNBC just reported that 47,000 soldiers have been killed & wounded fighting terrorism since 9-11.
Okay, he’s dead! Let the troops come home now!
This does feel vindicating, but I’m not comfortable cheering anyone’s death. Complex emotions.
Oh, just what we need. Dumb-ass celebrating crowds outside the White House. From Win to Fail in 15 minutes.
I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure – Mark Twain
I can’t say I’m sorry to see him gone. But celebration doesn’t sit right either. A necessary evil may be the best description.
10 years, 2 wars, 919,967 deaths, and $1,188,263,000,000 later, we managed to kill one person. Worth it? #osama
I’m relieved and thankful for the talents and sacrifices of so many, but I’m saddened about what the last 10 years have wrought.
People need to be praying that we aren’t retaliated against by his followers instead of cheering in the streets.
We killed Bin Laden, but he won. The US today is dimmed, morally & financially bankrupted by our reactions to his works.
If you feel any pride in this, I beg you to consider where your pride will lead us.
How quickly we forget that in the past 10 years, the US killed far more innocent civilians than bin Laden could ever hope to. #QuitGloating Wow. So many tweets.
So much information.
So many opinions.
Such a barrage of thoughts to wake up to, especially on a Monday morning, again, normally the slowest tweeting night/day of the week. As such, I’ll devote this last bit of space to those people who were contemplating the power of and interest in Twitter, which is, those devoted to the social network know, a complete game-changer in the world of news and the way we share and access information — or as the last tweet below claims, a place where we can perhaps find “far more real news than on the [televised] news.”
Social media is a confluence of so many conflicting reactions and emotions right now – elation, disgust, suspicion, grief. Fascinating.
Osama blows up one final thing…twitter
What do we even need TV news for? Twitter broke this story! I can even watch Obama live online. #socialmedia
Also, still far more real news on Twitter than on the news. More on Twitter’s reaction to Bin Laden’s death, visit Newsy.com.
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